I don't know I just got the feeling I should write in english.
I'm listning at the toplist at Spotify and heard the song "Open Wide" and heard the strangest lyrics in a while. And I thought I should write a blogpost (because I'm so popular).. Here's my top 6 of strange lyrics.
Well, here's my list of strange lyrics:
1. Ehm, as I mentioned it. Open Wide - Calvin Harris. He sings "Let me see how big your mouth is". Like really? I mean... Maybe it's me who has a dirty mind ..the only thing that I hear in my head, with other words is "You are going to suck my d*ck and then you are going to open your mouth and I'll *** in it."
So yeah, maybe it's my dirty mind... or it's just a very sick text. I mean, sure maybe your boyfriend say stuff like that to you but I don't know. As it is a club song, I would feel awkward standing in the club singning "LET ME SEE HOW BIG YOUR MOUTH IS".
2. In the song Bang Bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj, Ariana sings "She might let you hold your hand in school but I can show you how to graduate"Here it's like the other way around. WOAAH GIRL! Hold your horses! I think if I told my boyfriend "Shall I show you how to graduate?" I don't think I would get even a kiss from him, haha. That is the lamest line I've heard in ages. And EVERY time I hear it, I just think of that line as it sounds so silly.
3. "But fuck that little mouse cuz I'm an albatraoz" by AronChupa. Do I even have to explain?
4. Yesterday I went in to listen to the top list in Sweden and heard a song called "Paradise Jokkmokk". It's in Swedish but I mean... I'll just put the whole song here. What the f*ck are you listening to in Sweden nowadays?
5. Well.... "I can make you famous on Instagram" OH PLEASE JASON DERULO, PLEASE MAKE ME FAMOUS ON INSTAGRAM! I BEG YOU! OH MY! Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle...
6. "My anaconda don't want non unless you got buns hun" I have nothing to say about this.
Now I'm going to listen to some Christmas songs and cry my heart out as it looks like I'll not be able to go to Sweden for Christmas. Mwahhhhhh x
You are not alone for first song, i google the song's words and "dirty" and bingo i end up here. So people think that way it means they do that delibrately.
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